A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.
Cat: “What are you?”
Gnome: “A gnome. I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?”
I’ve had cats like that!
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Now you know they are really gnomes in disguise! LOL! ♥(✿ฺ´∀`✿ฺ)ノ
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I think my dogs are house gnomes – their speciality is destroying furniture.
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Oh dear, I didn’t know gnomes disguise themselves as dogs too. ~ヾ(^∇^)
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😂😂😂😂👍
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