Joke of the day – Gnome

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.

Cat:  “What are you?” 

Gnome:  “A gnome.  I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?”

Cat:  “Errr, I’m a gnome too!”

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