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Joke of the day – Pasta

“Can you pasta sauce please?”
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Joke of the day – Love MEat

♪♪(o*゜∇゜)o~♪♪
Love MEat tender
Love MEat sweet

Never let you go

You have made
my life complete

And I love you so.

♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

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Joke of the day – Sole purpose

“Follow your sole,
it knows the way.”
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Quote of the day – Aziz Gattoufi

Lights lurking in darkness
Looking for answers
Enlighten the burden
Peace to all
Aziz Gattoufi
Created by Aziz Gattoufi
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Joke of the day – Feather

“I’m feeling a bit under the feather.”
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Joke of the day – I’m sealious

“Mom,
Sea, I ain’t lion.
My fate is sealed.”

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Quote of the day- NBC

“I will carry you
through the tough times.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

“Life is short.
Lick the spoon.”
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Joke of the day – Oh buoy!

“I’m such a good buoy!”
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Joke of the day – Overeating

“I ate too much.
Diet starts next week.”
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