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Joke of the day – Carbs

“I’m a carboholic.
I’m gonna social distance
myself from carbs
to flatten the curve.”
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Joke of the day – Goodbye law

Dogs don’t need rules!
We just need 3 bones:
wishbone,
backbone
& funnybone.
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Joke of the day – En route

“I don’t know where I’m going
but I’m on my way.”
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Joke of the day – Neighbelline

In case you’re wondering, it’s Neighbelline Super Stay Hay Matte Ink (Treat Yourself)
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Happy 9th

Wow…9 years of blogging! I can’t help but feel like I’m on cloud 9.
I’m like a cat halfway through my 9 lives. Hey wait a minute, it’s the 9th year. So am I coming towards the end of my 9 lives? Yikes!!!
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Thank you from the bottom of my heart for sticking around, good people!
Hmm..which one should I use for the stick up today? 😎
These days I like to surround myself with people who lift me up. It’s energy saving.
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I’m all about authenticity and keeping it real. And I’ll be working from nine to wine today.
Stay cool &
Stay pawsome,
everyone!
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Joke of the day – For wheel

“Trust me!
I am a long standing
cycologist.”

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Joke of the day – Discarded

“I was bedter.
Nothing mattress anymore.”
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Joke of the day – Leisurely

Appreci-eat food.
Eat slowly.