Tag Archives: clean jokes
Joke of the day – Difference
What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?
Unlawful is against the law.
Illegal is a sick bird.
Joke of the day – Mental test
Psychiatrists inform us
that one out of four people
are mentally ill.
So check your friends –
if three of them
are alright,
it must be you!
Joke of the day – We’re open
Quote of the day – Fine
It’s fine.
I’m fine.
Everything is fine!
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Joke of the day – Samurai
Hmm…how do I samurai-ze this?
Joke of the day – Brother
Joke of the day – CATastrophe
Joke of the day – Sweet owl
♫꒰･◡･๑꒱ Sweet owl of prey
Sweet owl of prey ♪～(￣ε￣)
That calls me from a world of scare.
Joke of the day – Leg day
Never skip a leg paw day!
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