Tag Archives: clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Be roarsome

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“Welcome!
This way please to a
roarsome new year!”
‘Do something roarsome today.’
‘You are gonna have a blooming grrrreat time!’
‘Stay green. Go natural’.’
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Joke of the day – Feline grrreat

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“Cheers to a grrrreat
and brewtiful year
of the Tiger.”
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Joke of the day – Handle with care

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With warm coffee,
I could handle anything.”
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Joke of the day – Crowbar

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“Before crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.”
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Joke of the day – ZENtred

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“I take my zen moments
very sealiously.”
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Joke of the day – Wishful

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“Dieting is wishful shrinking.”
“My diet failed! “
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Joke of the day – Dream

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“Keep your dream alive.
Go back to sleep.”
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Joke of the day – PLANtS

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“Sorry, I already have
PLANtS this weekend.”
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Joke of the day – Pasta

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“Can you pasta sauce please?”
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Joke of the day – Love MEat

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♪♪(o*゜∇゜)o～♪♪
Love MEat tender
Love MEat sweet

Never let you go

You have made
my life complete

And I love you so.

♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

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