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Joke of the day – Sole purpose

“Follow your sole,
it knows the way.”
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Joke of the day – Feather

“I’m feeling a bit under the feather.”
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Joke of the day – I’m sealious

“Mom,
Sea, I ain’t lion.
My fate is sealed.”

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Joke of the day – Oh buoy!

“I’m such a good buoy!”
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Joke of the day – Overeating

“I ate too much.
Diet starts next week.”
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Joke of the day – Happy meal

“Who said money
can’t buy happiness?
I just bought myself
a happy meal.’
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Joke of the day – Bone scan

“Dogs can’t see your bones.
But cat sCAN.”

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Joke of the day – Hootiful

Hello Hootiful,
you look owlsome today!
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Joke of the day – Sweetcase

In that case, just pack
what you need.
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Joke of the day – Glasses

At my age,
I need glasses…
and plenty of them.
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