Tag Archives: clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Life at Steak

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“The steaks have been raised but I feel udderly useless.”

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Joke of the day – Hourglass

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“I finally figure out what owlglass means.”

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Joke of the day – Black Mewty

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“I’m blacknificent”
  • My friend’s cat, Guinness.
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Joke of the day – ‘Pees’ out

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“I love you to pee-ces”
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Joke of the day – Owlstanding

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“This ride down memory train is owl of this world.”
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Joke of the day – Leadersheep

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“One day, I will wool the ewe-niverse.”
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Joke of the day – Flour power

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“I was born to flour-ish.”
  • “What’s wrong, mom? You look as dough you’ve seen a ghost.”
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Joke of the day – Water

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“It’s goat to drink more water.”
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Joke of the day – Hair goes nothing

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“All bun-up but nohair to go.”
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    Joke of the day – Fur real

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    “Oh yes…it’s a wonderFUR world!”