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Joke of the day – BOOmer

What ghost around
comes around!
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Joke of the day – Sandy

It’s important to maintain
a healthy level of
in-sand-nity!
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Joke of the day – CuTEA

β€œHow about a cup of tea
and a corgi?
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Joke of the day – The only one

β€œMom said I’m the only gift
she needs for Christmas.”
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Joke of the day – Tight budget

β€œMom said we have no budget
for a tall Christmas tree.”
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Quote of the day – Boketto

Boketto ~ Act of gazing vacantly into a distance without a thought.
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Joke of the day – Confession

β€œOpen confession is good
for the soul.”
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Joke of the day – Weeding

This is all I weed.
You know….weed-tamins!
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Joke of the day – PurebreAd

Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s the problem with having a pure bread dog.
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Joke of the day – Lift me up

β€œI’ll never let you down!”