Tag Archives: funny jokes

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Joke of the day – LAWn

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LAWn enforcement:
“I told you to keep off the grass.
Now you’re arrested for weed possession.”

 

dog on the lawn

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happy saturday

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Joke of the day – Cookies

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“Just use the mouse to delete cHrOME cookies.”

sweet day

 

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Joke of the day – Frizz

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“This is not hairassment….
just pass me the hair conditioner.”

happy sunday everyone

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Joke of the day – bRUSH off

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“It was a freaking bRUSH job.”

blown up hair

happy wednesday

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Joke of the day – Owl

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“Just keep talking.
I owl-ways yawn on Mondays.”

happy monday

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Quote of the day – Zebra

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“Zebras are just horses with barcodes.”

happy wednesday

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Joke of the day – Purrlease

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“The art of purr-suation.”

source

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Joke of the day – Capybara

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“I suffer from OCD –
Overwhelming Capy Donut.”

image

 

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Joke of the day – Leeks

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“We just can’t keep secrets.” – Wikileeks