Blessed are those who are short,
for they are more down-to-earth!
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Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – COFFEEteria
Joke of the day – Just brew it!
Joke of the day – I’m famous!
STARstruck moment!
I’m on the WHEEL-of-fortune!
You can watch me on youTUBE now!
I’m all over the interNET!
And lots of CANdid shots too!
Being famous makes me feel BOTTLE-up sometimes!
Then I woke up and realise I was only dreaming!
Joke of the day – Let’s meat up
It was nice to meat you!
Joke of the day – Wallow
Do you call this the muddy puddle …
or a pit stop?
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Joke of the day – Mushroom
There is so mushroom for happiness!
Joke of the day – Mental floss
Joke of the day – Meditation
The art of meditation is learning to stay…
and relax!
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Joke of the day – Personal trainer
I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer
because I’m not strong enough.
I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.
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