Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – No Body

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Just driving around town
with no body.
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Joke of the day – Giraffic

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Now I know how giraffes
survive in the wild.
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Joke of the day – It’s kNOTHING

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I’m knot a frayed!
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Joke of the day – Nonsense

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“Me checking my job description to see where it says I have to deal with the poppycock puppycock every single day.”
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Joke of the day – Heartcore

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“This is so heartistic and
it deserves a round of ap-paws!
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Joke of the day – Buttinski

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My pawrents are fighting again…
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Joke of the day – Lion King

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I feel like a king and
I’m not lion.
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Joke of the day – Lotus pray

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Lotus be at peace!
Himalayan lotus flower!