Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Croissant
I hope our paths croissant again!🥐
Joke of the day – End is near
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And now the end is near
And so I face that final curtain..
Joke of the day – Boxing Day
So…I raccoon today is Boxing Day! Let’s get trashed and get some ice cream coon later.
Joke of the day – Chest
Hey, stop looking at my chest!
Joke of the day – Whisker wonderland
Joke of the day – Beautree
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O Christmas tree O Christmas tree you stand in splendid beauty!
♬♩♫♪☻(●´∀｀●)☻♪♫♩♬
Joke of the day – Break in
Last night…
a red, fat and bearded man
tried to break in but
I chased him away.
Joke of the day – Frown
Joke of the day – Lone rAnger
Home alone and
totally mess-merized!
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