Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Christmas tree

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β€œThe tree was acting strange,
then it just fell and
almost killed me!”
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Joke of the day – Mental bakedown

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β€œI used to be a baker until I had a mental bakedown. Now I’m just a loafer.”
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Joke of the day – A scare is born

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Anything ghost this time of year.
Watching β€˜The Purr-ge (Cat version)
I love a good scary tale ending!
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Joke of the day – Quick selfie

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Can I use your phone
real quick to take a selfie?
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Joke of the day – mOLD

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Our love will never grow mOLD!
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Joke of the day – Black out

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Zoning out and
never coming back!
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Joke of the day – SpeSHELL

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I’m not anti-soSHELL.
I just prefer to stay at home.
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Joke of the day – Crow

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It’s just a crow
on the STOP sign.
No caws for alarm.
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Joke of the day – Fries

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🍟 Time fries when Iβ€˜m with you🍟
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