Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Guff

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“Whoever said
boardom is the feeling
that everything is a waste of time
is utter hogwash.”
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Joke of the day – LOwL

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“Don’t ask!
I was up owl night.
Give me owl your coffee.”
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Joke of the day – Best popsicle

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“You’re the sweetest and
ape-solutely delicious!
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Joke of the day – sMUGSHOT

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Cellfie – when the cLAWBREAKER takes his own sMUGSHOT.
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Joke of the day – Gardening

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“I love gardening.
And I’m planting
meself right here.”
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Joke of the day – Tea time

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“Life is tea short.
Always stay one steep ahead.
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Joke of the day – Aubergine

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Egg: “What’s wrong, Aubergine?”
Eggplant: “I don’t know who I am anymore.”
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Joke of the day – Monkey biz

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“This online monkey business is stressing me out.”
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Joke of the day – Hairitage

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“I ain’t old.
I’m a hairloom in the making.”
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Joke of the day – GILLty fish

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“Is that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?”
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