Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Hair goes nothing

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“All bun-up but nohair to go.”
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    Joke of the day – Fur real

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    “Oh yes…it’s a wonderFUR world!”

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    Joke of the day – Zoom interview

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    Q:  “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
    A: “In your chair and asking better questions!”

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    Joke of the day – Bunny

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    “Every bunny needs some bunny sometimes.”

    lovely day

     

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    Joke of the day – Popsicle

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    “Keep it cool!  Anything is pupsible.”

    good week

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    Joke of the day – Tomatoes

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    “Feline loved from my head to ma toes.“

    happy sunday

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    Joke of the day – sWING it

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    “A sneak beak of the Amazing sWing-it Ducknology.”

    happy friday

     

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    Joke of the day – Cloud 9

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    “In this moment, I am ewephoric.”

     

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    Joke of the day – Tail talk

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    I’m practicing the new sign language
    I learned from the mutt next door.

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    Joke of the day – UTI

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    I have a bladder infection, U R INe trouble!

    happy monday