Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Wistful

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“I was just trying to be santa-mental“

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Joke of the day – CAMELot

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“It’s time for me to take santa stage.”

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Joke of the day – Feliz

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“For Lease Navidad!”

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Joke of the day – Season’s eatings

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“Happy Hole-ly-glaze.
Hope your days are filled with sweetness.”

 

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Joke of the day – A pug’s life

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“Ahhh…..this rake massage is pugstatic!”
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Joke of the day – Be wine!

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“Say you’ll be wine, always be wine!”

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Joke of the day – Day off

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“It’s ofFISHial!  You can take the day off today.”

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Joke of the day – High glass

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Stay glassy!

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Joke of the day – Beep beep

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“Outta my way! It’s black Friday!”

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Joke of the day – Ideal club

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“We are part of the Do Nothing Club.”