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Joke of the day – Power up

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โ€œThanks for the introDUCKtion.
So, what do I do next
to get my super power?
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Joke of the day – Covid 19

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Patient: โ€œDoctor, how long more do you think this Covid thing will last?โ€
Doctor: โ€œHow should I know, Iโ€™m a doctor not a politician.โ€
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Joke of the day – Stodgy

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โ€œIโ€™m bored!
How long more
do I need to
stay home!โ€
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Joke of the day – Lucid

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I often question my own sanity, occasionally it replies.โ€
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Joke of the day – Cynical

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โ€œNo!
I ainโ€™t taking
the Xtra Z-nical
vaccine.โ€
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Joke of the day – Rise and whine

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โ€œI donโ€™t know how long
I can keep up with this
getting out of bed nonsense.โ€
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Joke of the day – April

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โ€œHappy April Muleโ€™s Day!โ€
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Joke of the day – Houglass

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โ€œI had an hourglass figure
but the sand shifted.โ€
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Joke of the day – Monday drools

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โ€œDonโ€™t feel like a Great Dane today. Life at the moment is MunDane.โ€
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Joke of the day – The Dogโ€™s Prayer

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โ€œGive me this day
my daily kibbles
and forgive my messes
as I forgive those
who try to mess with me.โ€
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