4

Joke of the day – Monitor lizard

“Hey Lizzie, you’re
being monitored!
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Joke of the day – Best bud

And…last bud not least.
3

Joke of the day – Gin no more

Forgive me, Father
for I have ginned!
6

Joke of the day – Selfie mood

I have no selfie control 🤩
8

Joke of the day – Yes, ewe

Hey ewe, I know
ewe heard me!
1

Joke of the day – Heel’s the deal

Life is not a fairy tale.
If you lose your shoe
at midnight,
you’re drunk!
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Joke of the day – On track

It’s time to CATch that train.
Hope I don’t get sidetracked.
9

Joke of the day – Black mewty

A black cat…
mysterious and
meow-velous!
2

Joke of the day – Chook

The weather is scorching hot
and I am not chooking.
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Joke of the day – It ‘feets’

You’re the sole beneath
my chicken feet.