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Joke of the day – Monday mood

This is how I really
feel about Mondays.
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Joke of the day – DOugh not worry

Do you need some dough?
I’m all bready!
What do you want me to do?
Rob a bank?

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Joke of the day – Beagles

The beagles…
Let it be!
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Joke of the day – The chosen bun

I’m bun in a million and
I’m bun-stoppable.
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Joke of the day – Civil lies

A politician is a
civil serpent who will
lay down your life
for his country.
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Joke of the day – Big sail

I bought this boat
cos it was on sail.
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Quote of the day – Mark Simmons

To be or not to be
a horse rider,
that is equestrian.
– Mark Simmons
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