3

Joke of the day – High life

Oh, for flying out loud!
Where’s the airhorsetess?
I’m feeling a little horse.
I need a glass of shamepain.
3

Joke of the day – Dogtrine

Dogma ~
Mother dog
4

Joke of the day – Bonsai

I’m sexy and I grow it!
2

Joke of the day – Rover

The name’s Bond…
WAGaBond!
0

Joke of the day – Chair up

I hope you
chair up soon,
Seatheart!
1

Joke of the day – It mutt-ers

We’ve the ulti-mutt friendship.
Best fur-ends fur-ever!
1

Joke of the day – unFROGettable

Feeling a little blue?
Don’t froget to smile.
0

Joke of the day – Magpie

I think you’re MAGnificent.
1

Joke of the day – Missing glasses

This is my temporary glasses.
And to the person who
stole my glasses,
I’ll find you…
I have contacts.