4

Joke of the day – Flatus

If people are
talking behind
your back,
just fart.

5

Joke of the day – PAINt

β€œMom,
the paint killer
is not working.
It’s messing with
my body.”
0

Joke of the day – Hang together

β€œWanna hang out with me?”

2

Joke of the day – Heel slide

β€œLife is absolutely
unbearable.
What we need is a
heeling slide.”
0

Quote of the day- Dave Liniger

β€œTo be successful
you can’t show up
to the potluck
with just a fork.”
– Dave Liniger
3

Joke of the day – SOleCIAL

Sole-ciology is
the study of
sole-cial life.
2

Joke of the day – Owlcast

β€œI know what
it feels like
to be an
owlsider.”

5

Joke of the day – Wooden duck

β€œβ™ͺ(o^0^)oβ™ͺ
Treat me nice,
treat me good
Treat me like
you really should
‘Cause I’m not
made of wood
And I don’t have
a wooden duck.
(Β΄β–½ο½€)γƒŽβ™ͺ”
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4

Joke of the day – Rise & shine

β€œWakey wakey!
Coffee’s ready!
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4

Joke of the day – BOWLing

β€œJust enjoying
my BOWLing session.”
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