If people are

talking behind

your back,

just fart.

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“Mom,

the paint killer

is not working.

It’s messing with

my body.”

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“Wanna hang out with me?”

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“Life is absolutely

unbearable.

What we need is a

heeling slide.”

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“To be successful

you can’t show up

to the potluck

with just a fork.”

– Dave Liniger

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Sole-ciology is

the study of

sole-cial life.

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“I know what

it feels like

to be an

owlsider.”

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“♪(o^0^)o♪

Treat me nice,

treat me goodTreat me like

you really should‘Cause I’m not

made of woodAnd I don’t have

a wooden duck.

(´▽｀)ノ♪”

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“Wakey wakey!

Coffee’s ready!

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“Just enjoying

my BOWLing session.”

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treat me good
Treat me like

you really should
‘Cause I’m not

made of wood
And I don’t have