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Joke of the day – Handle with care

With warm coffee,
I could handle anything.”
3

Joke of the day – Crowbar

“Before crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.”
2

Joke of the day – ZENtred

“I take my zen moments
very sealiously.”
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Joke of the day – Wishful

“Dieting is wishful shrinking.”
“My diet failed! “
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Joke of the day – Dream

“Keep your dream alive.
Go back to sleep.”
2

Joke of the day – PLANtS

“Sorry, I already have
PLANtS this weekend.”
3

Joke of the day – Pasta

“Can you pasta sauce please?”
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Joke of the day – Love MEat

♪♪(o*゜∇゜)o~♪♪
Love MEat tender
Love MEat sweet

Never let you go

You have made
my life complete

And I love you so.

♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

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Joke of the day – Sole purpose

“Follow your sole,
it knows the way.”
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Joke of the day – Feather

“I’m feeling a bit under the feather.”
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