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Joke of the day – Happy meal

โ€œWho said money
canโ€™t buy happiness?
I just bought myself
a happy meal.โ€™
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Joke of the day – Bone scan

โ€œDogs canโ€™t see your bones.
But cat sCAN.โ€

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Joke of the day – Hootiful

Hello Hootiful,
you look owlsome today!
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Joke of the day – Sweetcase

In that case, just pack
what you need.
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Joke of the day – Glasses

At my age,
I need glassesโ€ฆ
and plenty of them.
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Joke of the day – Snowball

Snowball effect:
The more I run,
the more weight I gained.
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Joke of the day – PUGeye

โ€œIโ€™m on a well-rounded diet.โ€ – PUGeye the sailor dog
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Joke of the day – Sleigh what?

ใƒฝ(โ—‹ยดโˆ€`)๏พ‰โ™ช Sleigh my name,
sleigh my name โ™ช(เน‘แด–โ—กแด–เน‘)โ™ช

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Joke of the day – Snow in love

โ€œ๐ŸŽ„โ›„๏ธIt was love at frost sightโ›„๏ธ๐ŸŽ„
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