Tag Archives: paintings

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Quote of the day – Vincent van Gogh

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β€œI dream my painting and I paint my dream.”
― Vincent van Gogh

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Joke of the day – ARTery

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Artery – Β The study of fine paintings.

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Funny drawings by Shaye – 21

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~ My wonderful mum~

mum

~My funny bald dad~

my bald dad

~My beautiful sister, Β the person I love to annoy most~

my sister

~Me, gorgeous as always~

my portrait

******Proudly created all by myself using Peppa’s Paintbox******
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Joke of the day – Aspiring artist

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“Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?”

“No, but I’m encouraged,” he replied. “Somebody stole one.”

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Joke of the day – The artist

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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings which happened to be on display.

“I have good news and bad news,” the gallery owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death.”

“What did you say?” questioned the artist.

“When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”

“That’s wonderful!” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”

“The gentleman was your doctor.”