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Joke of the day – Successful salesman

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Rookie: How did you become such a successful door-to-door salesman?

Salesman: It’s all because of the first five words I utter when a woman opens the door. “Miss, is your mother in?”

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Joke of the day – Second-hand car dealer

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Inspector: “Don’t you know you can’t sell second-hand cars without a license?”

Car dealer: “Thanks, I knew I wasn’t selling any, but I didn’t know the reason.”