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Joke of the day – Ornament

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Iโ€™m feline
tree-mendously
ornamental.
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Joke of the day – New Santa

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Santaโ€™s off duty!
Iโ€™m the new Santa Claws!
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Joke of the day – Freeze the day

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๐ŸŒฒโ˜ƒ๏ธLeave the chill-dren at home
and just chill out!โ˜ƒ๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ
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Joke of the day – Fainted

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๐ŸŒฒThe tree fainted, mom! But I managed to save the big starโญ๏ธ
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Joke of the day – The only one

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โ€œMom said Iโ€™m the only gift
she needs for Christmas.โ€
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Joke of the day – Tight budget

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โ€œMom said we have no budget
for a tall Christmas tree.โ€
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Joke of the day – Christmas tree

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โ€œThe tree was acting strange,
then it just fell and
almost killed me!โ€
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Joke of the day – Mental bakedown

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โ€œI used to be a baker until I had a mental bakedown. Now Iโ€™m just a loafer.โ€
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Joke of the day – A scare is born

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Anything ghost this time of year.
Watching โ€˜The Purr-ge (Cat version)
I love a good scary tale ending!
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Joke of the day – Quick selfie

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Can I use your phone
real quick to take a selfie?
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