Tag Archives: short jokes

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Joke of the day – Ornament

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Iā€™m feline
tree-mendously
ornamental.
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Joke of the day – New Santa

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Santaā€™s off duty!
Iā€™m the new Santa Claws!
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Joke of the day – Freeze the day

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šŸŒ²ā˜ƒļøLeave the chill-dren at home
and just chill out!ā˜ƒļøšŸŒ²
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Joke of the day – Fainted

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šŸŒ²The tree fainted, mom! But I managed to save the big starā­ļø
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Joke of the day – The only one

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ā€œMom said Iā€™m the only gift
she needs for Christmas.ā€
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Joke of the day – Tight budget

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ā€œMom said we have no budget
for a tall Christmas tree.ā€
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Joke of the day – Christmas tree

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ā€œThe tree was acting strange,
then it just fell and
almost killed me!ā€
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Joke of the day – Mental bakedown

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ā€œI used to be a baker until I had a mental bakedown. Now Iā€™m just a loafer.ā€
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Joke of the day – A scare is born

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Anything ghost this time of year.
Watching ā€˜The Purr-ge (Cat version)
I love a good scary tale ending!
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Joke of the day – Quick selfie

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Can I use your phone
real quick to take a selfie?
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