Tag Archives: short jokes

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Joke of the day – Spooked

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Morning has broken and
my coffee has SPOOKen!
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Joke of the day – Bad specs

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I was framed by
the hoptometrist!
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Joke of the day – Speed

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This is too slow.
I need a hareplane!
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Joke of the day – Shell yeah

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I shell overcome!
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Joke of the day – No ewe turn

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It’s a suBAAru!
We’re going to the
family reEWEnion!
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Joke of the day – Uplift

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God Dog,
I stumble but
you lift me up!”
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Joke of the day – Harewash

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Hare-llo!
Can I use your
hare dryer please?
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Joke of the day – indePANDAnt

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I’m not feeling well today.
I should take a panda-dol!
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Joke of the day – I ❤️ coke

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Damn! It’s empty.
I’m soda-dehydrated.
It’s soda-presssing!
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Joke of the day – I’m Oom

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Welcome to
Oomless Shelter…
a flippin’ amazing
zenter for
free yoga classes.
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