Tag Archives: short jokes

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Joke of the day – Feather

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ā€œIā€™m feeling a bit under the feather.ā€
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Joke of the day – Iā€™m sealious

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ā€œMom,
Sea, I ainā€™t lion.
My fate is sealed.ā€
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Joke of the day – Oh buoy!

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ā€œIā€™m such a good buoy!ā€
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Joke of the day – Overeating

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ā€œI ate too much.
Diet starts next week.ā€
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Joke of the day – Happy meal

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ā€œWho said money
canā€™t buy happiness?
I just bought myself
a happy meal.ā€™
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Joke of the day – Bone scan

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ā€œDogs canā€™t see your bones.
But cat sCAN.ā€
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Joke of the day – Hootiful

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Hello Hootiful,
you look owlsome today!
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Joke of the day – Sweetcase

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In that case, just pack
what you need.
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Joke of the day – Glasses

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At my age,
I need glassesā€¦
and plenty of them.
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Joke of the day – Snowball

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Snowball effect:
The more I run,
the more weight I gained.
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