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Joke of the day – Turtle disaster

β€œYou turned my world upside down.”
http://www.tenor.com
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Joke of the day – β€˜Shell’we?

β€œOff I GOat on a speSHELL ride.β€œ
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Joke of the day – Pothole

Damn! Stucked in the
pothole again.
But I shell overcome!
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Joke of the day – Shell yeah

I shell overcome!
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Joke of the day – Money

Money ~
Something that comes
like a tortoise and
goes like a rabbit.”
http://www.pinterest.com
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Quote of the day – NBC

Life lessons from the tortoise:
*Slow down and enjoy the beautiful journey.
*You need to come out of the shell to love someone.
*If you want to live to 100, start your day with a smile.

Happy-Saturday