Quote of the day – Kerry Washington


“I don’t have to be perfect. All I have to do is show up and enjoy the messy, imperfect, and beautiful journey of my life. It’s a trip more wonderful than I could have imagined.”

— Kerry Washington


Joke of the day – The safari trip


A group of tourists were on a safari in the jungles of a little-explored faraway country when they were captured by cannibals.

“Oh, yes!” the chief of the tribe exclaimed.

“We’re going to put all of you into big pots of water, cook you and eat you!”

“You can’t do that to me,” a member of the tour said, “I’m the editor of a big newspaper.”

“Well,” the chief responded. “Tonight, you will be editor-in-chief.”