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Joke of the day – My dog is smarter

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1st dog owner: “My dog is so smart that every morning he waits for the paper boy to come round. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.

2nd dog owner: “I know.

1st dog owner: “How do you know?

2nd dog owner: “My dog told me.

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Joke of the day – The safari trip

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A group of tourists were on a safari in the jungles of a little-explored faraway country when they were captured by cannibals.

“Oh, yes!” the chief of the tribe exclaimed.

“We’re going to put all of you into big pots of water, cook you and eat you!”

“You can’t do that to me,” a member of the tour said, “I’m the editor of a big newspaper.”

“Well,” the chief responded. “Tonight, you will be editor-in-chief.”