Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Queue
The word queue is ironic.
It’s just a ‘Q’ with a bunch of
silent letters waiting in a line.
Quote of the day – Sam Lefkowitz
“When asked if my cup is half-full or half empty, my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.”
– Sam Lefkowitz
Joke of the day – Durian
Would you care for some mewrian? It’s sweet and odorless!
International Lefthanders Day
Yup! I’m left-handed too!
Joke of the day – Beerlieve in yourself
You have to overcome
the beer-iers!
Joke of the day – Knitpicked
Joke of the day – Chef
Did you hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.
(Source: http://www.laffgaff.com)
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 