What should you say when you meet a ghost?
How do you boo, Sir, how do you boo!
When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams!
What did mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Put your boos and shocks on!
Who speaks at the ghosts’ press conference?
The spooksperson!
What is the ghost’s favorite dessert?
Boo-Berry pie with I-scream!
MALAYSIA
It’s Time for Change!
“One person alone can’t do anything as important as bringing genuine democracy to a country.” Aung San Suu Kyi
…thinks you are the best, don’t seek a second opionion.
An elephant escaped from a circus and no trace had been found until a lady who had never seen an elephant before rang the police. She was panic-stricken.
“There’s a weird monster in my back yard,” she said. “It is pulling up the cabbages with its tail. But what is worse…I cannot describe what it is doing with them!”
“We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the life that is waiting for us.”
– Joseph Campbell
“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.” – Benjamin Franklin
Wear a color you have never worn before
and see how it makes you feel.
Be bold and put on a splash.
Feel uplifted and interesting!
“Life is a journey, not a destination.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
On which day do monsters eat people?
Chewsday.
Why did the monster eat the lightbulb?
He wanted some light refreshment.
What’s a good job for a young monster?
Chop assistant.
“True life is lived when tiny changes occur.” – Leo Tolstoy
