MALAYSIA
It’s Time for Change!
“One person alone can’t do anything as important as bringing genuine democracy to a country.” Aung San Suu Kyi
Quote of the day – Aung San Suu Kyi
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
If your dog …
…thinks you are the best, don’t seek a second opionion.
Joke of the day – Elephant
An elephant escaped from a circus and no trace had been found until a lady who had never seen an elephant before rang the police. She was panic-stricken.
“There’s a weird monster in my back yard,” she said. “It is pulling up the cabbages with its tail. But what is worse…I cannot describe what it is doing with them!”
Quote of the day – Joseph Campbell
“We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the life that is waiting for us.”
– Joseph Campbell
Quote of the day – Benjamin Franklin
“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.” – Benjamin Franklin
Pretty in pink
Wear a color you have never worn before
and see how it makes you feel.
Be bold and put on a splash.
Feel uplifted and interesting!
Quote of the day – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Life is a journey, not a destination.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Joke of the day – Monsters
On which day do monsters eat people?
Chewsday.
Why did the monster eat the lightbulb?
He wanted some light refreshment.
What’s a good job for a young monster?
Chop assistant.
Quote of the day – Leo Tolstoy
“True life is lived when tiny changes occur.” – Leo Tolstoy
Joke of the day – Fine dancer
“Mrs Johnson, your daughter would be a fine dancer, except for two things?”
“What are they?”
“Both feet!”
