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Joke of the day – Fine dancer

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“Mrs Johnson, your daughter would be a fine dancer, except for two things?”
“What are they?”
“Both feet!”

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Simple Bolognese Recipe

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My 6-year daughter does not like chopped celery and carrots in the traditional bolognese recipe. So, I have created my version of bolognese sauce that is easy, quick and yummy 🙂

Ingredients:

1/4 cup olive oil
500 g mince beef
1 large onion (chopped)
2 medium carrots (blended with 1/2 cup water)
1 can tomato soup + 1/2 can water
1/4 cup tomato sauce
1/4 cup red wine
2 bay leaves
oregano
salt & pepper to taste

Method:

1. Pour olive oil in large pan.
2. Add chopped onions, gently cook until golden.
3. Add mince beef (cook until meat no longer pink) & carrot (blended)
4. Add red wine, bay leaves and oregano.
5. Pour in tomato soup, 1/2 can water and tomato sauce.
6. Let it simmer for about 30 minutes, stir occasionally.
7. Salt & pepper to taste.

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Quote of the day – Thomas Jefferson

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“The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money.” – Thomas Jefferson

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Quote of the day – James G. Watt

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“They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.” – James G. Watt

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Quote of the day – August Wilson

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“All you need in the world is love and laughter. That’s all anybody needs. To have love in one hand and laughter in the other.” – August Wilson

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Joke of the day – Doctor, Doctor

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a sheep.
That’s baaaaaaaaaad!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a dog.
Sit!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Oh, pull yourself together!

Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bridge.
What’s come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a bus.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m God.
When did this start?
After I created the sun, then the earth …

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Joke of the day – Naughty boy

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A naughty boy was annoying all the passengers on a plane flight.
At last one man could stand it no longer.
“Hey kid, ” he shouted. “Why don’t you go outside and play?”

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Quote of the day – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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“Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.