Teacher: “Your daughter’s only five and she can spell her name backwards! Why, that’s remarkable!”
Mother: “Yes, we’re very proud of her.”
Teacher: “And what is your daughter’s name?
Mother: “Anna.”
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Quote of the day – Richard M. Nixon
“If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and the white notes together.” Richard M. Nixon
Quote of the day – Linda Chandler
“Think P.I.G. – that’s my motto. P stands for Persistence, I stands for Integrity, and G stands for Guts. These are the ingredients for a successful business and a successful life.” ~Linda Chandler
Joke of the day – Restaurant sign
Sign in a restaurant window: “Kitchen hand wanted, to wash dishes and two waitresses.”
No matter how…
” … little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” Louis Sabin
Joke of the day – Divorce
The pretty young wife was suing for divorce.
“On what grounds?” asked her solicitor. “You’ve got to have grounds”.
“But we do,” she assured him. “Yes we have large grounds, a 20-hectare block.”
“No, no,” he said. “Do you have a grudge?”
“Yes, we have a double garage because we have two cars”.
“No, no,” said the solicitor, near exasperation. “Does he beat you up?”
“Never,” she said. “I’m always up at six, and he sleeps in till ten sometimes.”
The solicitor finally grabbed her by the shoulders.
“Reasons!” he shouted. “What are your reasons?”
“Oh, we don’t seem to be able to communicate,” she said.
Quote of the day – John W Gardner
“Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.” John W. Gardner
Joke of the day – The stork
“Mom”, said the little boy, “where did I come from?”
“The stork brought you, dear,” was the reply.
And where did you come from, Mom?”
“The stork brought me too.”
“And what about grandma?”
“The stork brought her too.”
“Gee,” said the little lad, “Doesn’t it ever worry you to think that
there have been no natural births in our family for three generations?”
Quote of the day – Ralph Fiennes
“One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.” – Ralph Fiennes
Quote of the day – Mason Cooley
“There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of them.” – Mason Cooley
