Author Archives: Newbloggycat

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Joke of the day – Celery at par

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If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his celery?
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Joke of the day – SOFAtunate

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I love my armchair very much.
So does that make me a
SEATcret admirer?
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Happy Birthday, America!

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“One flag, one land,
one heart, one hand,
one nation evermore!”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes
Photo credit: Reba Spike
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Joke of the day – Discarded

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“I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded.”
Photo credit: Jiawei Zhao
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Joke of the day – Hoo’s talking?

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“I’m a bit of a know-it-owl.”
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Joke of the day – WSJ

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“I’m almost done with this book. Please get a copy of the Wool Street Journal.”
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Joke of the day – PurebreAd

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Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s the problem with having a pure bread dog.
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Quote of the day – NBC

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“Life will be boring if you
never mess up.”
“The dog did it!” [www.pinterest.com]
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Joke of the day – Grave mistake

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I got a feeling…
someone is trying to
bury me alive!
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