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Joke of the day – Tea pup

“Would you like a pup of tea?”
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Joke of the day – Stuck on you

ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪
♡ฅ(ᐤˊ꒳ฅˋᐤ♪) Stuck on you
I’ve got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can’t lose
Guess I’m on my way ヽ(´▽`;)/♪
Needed a friend
♪(´∪`●)ゝAnd the way I feel now, I guess I’ll be with you till the end
Guess I’m on my way (*´╰╯`๓)♬
Mighty glad you stayed
✿♬゚+.(。◡‿◡)♪.+゚♬✿。

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Joke of the day – Don’t PANic

My pan is mightier than the sword.

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Joke of the day – Jitter

Too much coffee gives me the jitters.
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Joke of the day – German shepherd

New Child Protection Policy
Sometimes one good shepherd is insufficient.

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Joke of the day – Toast

“If mom sees this, I’m toast!”

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