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Joke of the day – Telltail

“Ask me no questions
and I’ll tail you no lies.”
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Joke of the day – Kidnap

Kid napping is not a crime.
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Joke of the day – Skate bored

“Let’s get meowta here!”
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Joke of the day – Fib

“No,mom!
I’ve not seen Max
since last night.
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Joke of the day – POTcast

“Welcome to my POTcast.
Stay high-drated, folks!”
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Joke of the day – Slide

“Don’t stair!
Let me just
slide off
effortlessly!”
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Joke of the day – Dumbo

“For crying out cloud…
it’s Dumbo,
the flying elephant!”
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Joke of the day – Row

“Row, row, row your goat,
gently down the stream…”