“Ask me no questions
and I’ll tail you no lies.”
Joke of the day – Telltail
Tag Archives: tail
Joke of the day – FroZEN moment
“Live to tell the tail“
Joke of the day – Tell tail sign
Joke of the day – Paintbrush
The tail of the amazing paintbrush!
Joke of the day – Telltail
Tail the world, I ain’t dead!
Joke of the day – Science lesson
Teacher: What is a comet?
Julie: A star with a tail.
Teacher. Very good. Can you name one?
Julie: Lassie!
Joke of the day ~ Mother-in-law’s visit
Jim took his Saint Bernard to the vet.
“Doctor,” he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”
The vet stepped back, “Jim, why should I do such a terrible thing?”
“Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcome.”
