“Live to tell the tail“
“I’m trying my best to stay calm, Mom.
But my tail is betraying me.”
The tail of the amazing paintbrush!
Tail the world, I ain’t dead!
Jim took his Saint Bernard to the vet.
“Doctor,” he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”
The vet stepped back, “Jim, why should I do such a terrible thing?”
“Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcome.”