Category Archives: Good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Melon
“I ain’t sure if I’m a melon flower but I sure feel like a melon bucks.”
Joke of the day – Hay, what’s up?
I’m mentally unstable at the moment. I better hit the hay.”
Joke of the day – fLAGpole
“I will and I can take pole position and sleep next to the fLAGpole.”
Joke of the day – Hello…
(*゜▽゜ノノ~♪Hello from the otter side
I must’ve called a thousand times
To tell you I’m sorry
For everything that I’ve done
But when I call you never
Seem to be home ♪( ´θ`)ノ
Joke of the day – Life at Steak
“The steaks have been raised but I feel udderly useless.”
Joke of the day – Hourglass
“I finally figure out what owlglass means.”
Joke of the day – Black Mewty
“I’m blacknificent”

My friend’s cat, Guinness.









