2

Joke of the day – Olympuss

Ain’t no meowtain
high enough…
1

Joke of the day – Helmet

Let’s get fast and fur-ious!
If anything goes wrong,
I’ll see ya in HeLLMet!
4

Quote of the day – NBC

I read this somewhere:

“Sometimes everything cries in you, except your eyes.”

and I felt it.

http://www.people.com
1

Joke of the day – Free therapy

“Please lie on the couch.
The doctor will see you
in a minute.”
1

Joke of the day – Birbie

I know what I was made for.
0

Joke of the day – New plant

A strange plant is growing
in that empty pot.
Think it’s called cat-tus!