2

Joke of the day – Olympuss

Ainโ€™t no meowtain
high enoughโ€ฆ
1

Joke of the day – Helmet

Letโ€™s get fast and fur-ious!
If anything goes wrong,
Iโ€™ll see ya in HeLLMet!
0

Joke of the day – TEAriffic home

Home isโ€ฆ
where the teapot is.

4

Quote of the day – NBC

I read this somewhere:

“Sometimes everything cries in you, except your eyes.”

and I felt it.

http://www.people.com
1

Joke of the day – Free therapy

โ€œPlease lie on the couch.
The doctor will see you
in a minute.โ€
1

Joke of the day – Birbie

I know what I was made for.
0

Joke of the day – New plant

A strange plant is growing
in that empty pot.
Think itโ€™s called cat-tus!