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Joke of the day – Celery at par

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his celery?
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Joke of the day – SOFAtunate

I love my armchair very much.
So does that make me a
SEATcret admirer?
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Joke of the day – Discarded

“I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded.”
Photo credit: Jiawei Zhao
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Joke of the day – Hoo’s talking?

“I’m a bit of a know-it-owl.”
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Joke of the day – WSJ

“I’m almost done with this book. Please get a copy of the Wool Street Journal.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

“Life will be boring if you
never mess up.”
“The dog did it!” [www.pinterest.com]
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Joke of the day – Grave mistake

I got a feeling…
someone is trying to
bury me alive!
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Goodbye, our beautiful boy!

We will meet again one day at the rainbow bridge!
🌈♥️🐾 Always in our hearts🐾♥️🌈
[No matter how or when we lose our furry friends, their love lasts a lifetime]