βEvery single thing. The good, the bad, the uglyβ¦it all leads to exactly where I need to be in life.β
Quote of the day- NBC
Joke of the day – Texting
Joke of the day – βοΈ Pugs
βοΈI love Starpugs coffee!βοΈ
Joke of the day – Color blind
The optometrist said that I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the pink.
Joke of the day – Celery at par
If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his celery?
Joke of the day – SOFAtunate
I love my armchair very much.
So does that make me a
SEATcret admirer?
Happy Birthday, America!
βOne flag, one land,
one heart, one hand,
one nation evermore!β
– Oliver Wendell Holmes
Joke of the day – Discarded
βI worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded.β
