Joke of the day – Chef
Did you hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.
(Source: http://www.laffgaff.com)
Quote of the day – NBC
“ A true friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.”
Joke of the day – Hooked
Joke of the day – Glove
Hi there! Are you single
and looking for glove?
Joke of the day – BUTTrayal
“Said I loved you butt I lied.”
Joke of the day – Weeding
Quote of the day – NBC
Quote of the day – PJ O’Rourke
“Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.” – PJ O’Rourke
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Joke of the day – Fatigue
Quanked ~ A tired duck
