Joke of the day – Turtle disaster
“You turned my world upside down.”
Joke of the day – ‘Shelfish’
“I’ve no shelf control!”
Happy Birthday in heaven, Dad! 🎂 ❤️
Dearest Dad,
I believe heaven is the place good people like you find themselves.
And as you celebrate your 91st birthday today, I wish every soul in heaven is celebrating and wishing you a joyous day!
Sending you all my love on this special day! Cheers, Pat ❤️
Joke of the day – ‘Shell’we?
“Off I GOat on a speSHELL ride.“
Joke of the day – Queue
The word queue is ironic.
It’s just a ‘Q’ with a bunch of
silent letters waiting in a line.
Quote of the day – Sam Lefkowitz
“When asked if my cup is half-full or half empty, my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.”
– Sam Lefkowitz
Joke of the day – Durian
Would you care for some mewrian? It’s sweet and odorless!
International Lefthanders Day
Yup! I’m left-handed too!
Joke of the day – Beerlieve in yourself
You have to overcome
the beer-iers!
