βYou turned my world upside down.β
Joke of the day – Turtle disaster
Joke of the day – βShelfishβ
βIβve no shelf control!β
Happy Birthday in heaven, Dad! π β€οΈ
Dearest Dad,
I believe heaven is the place good people like you find themselves.
And as you celebrate your 91st birthday today, I wish every soul in heaven is celebrating and wishing you a joyous day!
Sending you all my love on this special day! Cheers, Pat β€οΈ
Joke of the day – βShellβwe?
βOff I GOat on a speSHELL ride.β
Joke of the day – Queue
The word queue is ironic.
It’s just a ‘Qβ with a bunch of
silent letters waiting in a line.
Quote of the day – Sam Lefkowitz
βWhen asked if my cup is half-full or half empty, my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.β
– Sam Lefkowitz
Joke of the day – Durian
Would you care for some mewrian? Itβs sweet and odorless!
International Lefthanders Day
Yup! Iβm left-handed too!
Joke of the day – Beerlieve in yourself
You have to overcome
the beer-iers!
