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Joke of the day – Hooked

Catholic ~ A person who is
addicted to cats.
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Quote of the day – NBC

β€œLife will be boring if you
never mess up.”
β€œThe dog did it!” [www.pinterest.com]
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Joke of the day – Civil lies

A politician is a
civil serpent who will
lay down your life
for his country.
Vote for cats instead! [www.medium.com]
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Quote of the day – Garrison Keillor

β€œCats are intended
to teach us that
not everything in nature
has a function.” –
– Garrison Keillor
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Joke of the day- Bunny cat

β€œAm I a cat or a bunny?
What kind of question is that?
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Joke of the day – Head lines

β€œWe’ll stick around and
hit the head lines.”
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Joke of the day – Hole on

β€œHole it right there.
This is mission
I m pawsible.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

β€œWhen all else fails,
hug a cat.”
Oil painting by my 15-year old daughter ☺️
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Joke of the day – Be roarsome

β€œWelcome!
This way please to a
roarsome new year!”
β€˜Do something roarsome today.’
β€˜You are gonna have a blooming grrrreat time!’
β€˜Stay green. Go natural’.’
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Joke of the day – Feline grrreat

β€œCheers to a grrrreat
and brewtiful year
of the Tiger.”