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Joke of the day – My present shelf

Shelf awareness…
I feel so empty!

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Joke of the day – Toaster

Let’s toast!
May the dough keeps rolling in…

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Have some fillings.  Share the pie…

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There’s always something to be grateful for!

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Joke of the day – Tennis ball

I grew up playing with my favorite tennis ball.
See how much we have both grown!

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Joke of the day – Coughing

Coughing is a sign of not drinking enough coffee!

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Joke of the day – Tiresome

Give me a brake. I’m wheelly tired!  

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Joke of the day – Tooth hurty

Patient:  “Doc, I’m very nervous.  This is my first tooth extraction.
Young dentist: “Don’t worry, this is my first extraction too.

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Joke of the day – Weed my mind

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♬♫♪ Can you weed my mind?
I don’t know why they are growing on me?
Don’t know who they are
Just some friends from another star. ♪♫♬

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Joke of the day – Birds online

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[Tweet))))) tweet))))) tweet))))]
Charlie:  “Hello Berd, where are you now?”
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Berd: “Hey Charlie, I’m at the branch office. What’s up?

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Charlie:  “Do you want to hang out with me later?”

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Berd: “I’d love to, Charlie.  But I’m kinda tight up with work here.  
You know how it is, working for a Mulberry International Company.
It can be berry stressful!
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Charlie:  “I understand, Berd. Call me if you need to talk, okay?
Tweet care, my friend!  Bye!

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Joke of the day – Peas to all

Lettuce
give peas a chance.
Peas pray for world peas.
May peas be with you!

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Joke of the day – Corgi

I’m a little corgicorn!
We practice synCORGnIzed napping.
I have OCD (Obsessive Corgi Disorder).
Smile!  Life is short.

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